Monday, February 9, 2009

The Haiku Fairy Sprinkled Poem Dust Up In Here

Im sick once again
Toxic sinus cavities
Pestilence abounds

Micro exam in
t minus two days. I think
I can learn this stuff.

Microbes. Kingdoms. E
Coli. Norovirus. Is
it odd that I'm sick?


First nursing test
Got a ninety-eight percent
Practically perfect!

Vapid co-worker
Thinks she's smarter than she is
Hooter's girl next year?

Your children scare me
Not quite sure what happened but
They're special snowflakes

Shudder! Don't make me
look at more pictures now
I'm ill and fragile.

Oh Boy Wonder
You are so thirteen it hurts
Fourteen-come soon. PLEASE.

Orange cat. Buzz cut.
Bonjour, Fifi! Says I, and
you seem contented.

3 cool kids gave me some sugah:

Jo said...

Can you get germs from studying them? Cause it seems like you did. You so do NOT want 14 to get here, that is like the devil year for boys, trust me, I know this! Get better! Congrats on the 98!!!!

greenduckiesgirl said...

Wow, 98% is awesome.

Is it possible for someone to be a carrier? Because I've had two people get violently ill in within a week but I'm only slightly sick. Perhaps I have infected you as well.

I love haikus but find them frustrating to write.

Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

I am with Jo, I think you're getting germs from studying them! 98%!! You rock!! Plus, your poems always make me happy...well this one made me feel bad that you're sick again of course!